Well hello little mortals; don’t be shy.
Step right up; I’m a reasonable guy.

Don’t be afraid of the look in my eyes.
I’m just your average, dead daedra from the Shivering Isles.

Well, I’m just a little shy and scared of this place.
Don’t mind the lack of skin of my face.

You see, being a zombie has left me tired and drained,

so why don’t you be a pal AND BRING ME SOME BRAINS!

I don’t care if Laura grounds me!

These stripes are very slimming!

((Thank you so much, AskCelestiaStuff! It’s absolutely wonderful!))

((Drawn by Ninja Pony))

A lovely picture for the most lovely god. In return, I would like ALL of those who is able to do so go to this page and spam pictures of cookies.

This page right here.

SPAM COOKIES HERE!

The winner of the follower raffle is Caramel Custard.

Go and  throw chocolate chips.

((Note to self, come up with solid name. Thursday draw sounds good. Stick with that.))

is this coat felt?

…it is now

Before he was Sheogorath, he was the Hero of Kvatch…

((My sincere apologies to Mr. Well Fuck You Too. I should have gotten this done last week.))

ask-ice-and-turner:

What’s ‘4’? is it a number? is it a letter? is it a sentence? is it a God?

We just don’t know…

kingofmead:

“O-Oh! No! Th-That’s okay! Please don’t!”

NONONONONO, I need a scapegoat for that goat. 

ask-lordsheogorath:

This isn’t good! Jyggalag is… TOLERABLE! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!