Lord Sheogorath zombie (if that is possible)
Well hello little mortals; don’t be shy.
Step right up; I’m a reasonable guy.
Don’t be afraid of the look in my eyes.
I’m just your average, dead daedra from the Shivering Isles.
Well, I’m just a little shy and scared of this place.
Don’t mind the lack of skin of my face.
You see, being a zombie has left me tired and drained,
so why don’t you be a pal AND BRING ME SOME BRAINS!
I don’t care if Laura grounds me!
These stripes are very slimming!
((Thank you so much, AskCelestiaStuff! It’s absolutely wonderful!))
And the winner of the Painty Rai- I MEAN Thursday Ra- I MEAN… whatever.
The winner of the follower raffle is Caramel Custard.
Go and throw chocolate chips.
((Note to self, come up with solid name. Thursday draw sounds good. Stick with that.))
Before he was Sheogorath, he was the Hero of Kvatch…
((My sincere apologies to Mr. Well Fuck You Too. I should have gotten this done last week.))
What’s ‘4’? is it a number? is it a letter? is it a sentence? is it a God?
We just don’t know…
You know what’s better than four? Five.
“O-Oh! No! Th-That’s okay! Please don’t!”
NONONONONO, I need a scapegoat for that goat.